By the way, the younger generation will not catch onto these since hymns are not sung in most churches anymore….
Those are just a few of the better ones from the list that I found here:
The Laodicean church is described in the Bible in the book of The Revelation as being lukewarm. If the Laodiceans were to have a hymnal, suitable for their conviction, here's a list of some of the hymns it may contain:
A Comfy Mattress Is Our God
Above Average Is Thy Faithfulness
According to the Suggestions Made in Your Word
All Creatures of Our Friend and Buddy
All Hail the Influence of Jesus' Name
All My Mistakes are Gone
Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound
And Can It Be That I Should Gain Interest
Be Thou My Hobby
Blessed Hunch
Blessed Insurance
Fill My Spoon, Lord
Give What You Don't Want To the Master
God is Our Excuse and Our Alibi
Good Christian Persons, Try To Smile
Hail, Jesus, You're My Acquaintance
Have My Own Way, Lord
He Pardoned My Mistakes
He's Quite a Bit to Me
How Above Average is Your Name
I Lay My Inappropriate Behaviors on Jesus
I Love to Talk about Telling the Story
I Am Standing In the Vicinity of the Word of God
I Bring Thee Some
I Kind Of Believe the Bible
I Need Thee Every Year or So
I Surrender Some
I Will Make an Effort Not To Forget Thee
I'm Fairly Certain That My Redeemer Lives
Just as I Am, with Lots of Excuses
Just as I Pretend to Be
My Hope Is Built on Nothing Much
Not My Life - Let Me Be
O Come Let Us Ignore Him.
O God, Our Enabler in Ages Past
Oh, for a Couple of Tongues to Sing
Oh, How I Like Jesus
Pretend To Be a Daniel
Praise God from Whom All Affirmations Flow
Take My Life and Let Me Be
Were You Somewhere In the Vicinity?
What an Acquaintance We Have in Jesus
What Can Wash Away My Errors in Judgment?
What Wondrous Liking is This?
When Peace, like a Trickle
When the Saints Go Sneaking In
Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following
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We will now return to the usual serious gloomy blogging. ☺
2 comments:
This is sadly hilarious but oh so true!
Ya, one of those too sad to laugh at things, isn't it?
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