6.27.2009

The Dripping Honey Glory Thing (UPDATED)

Remember about a year ago how a certain ‘revivalist’ would repeatedly mention that he was basking in the thick, glory, liquid, honey cloud of God’s presence? How many times did we hear things like this as we watched this faith healer deceive thousands around the world with false miracles from his televised stage in Lakeland, Florida...
I tell you what, there's a glory movement into the room, just go ahead and OH! get under that! OH! [Todd shakes his head] OH! Lord, let it move across the whole place. A drunken glory. [Singing] Heavy heavy, wady wady wady glory, smoky glory, shekinah glory, and all the colours in the glory. I just wanna be in the cloud. Say, Lord, I just wanna be in the cloud. Under the cloud. Moses got to be under the cloud, I wanna be under the cloud! [Todd is shaking] Thick, thick, overwhelming, honey glory. I pray that it gets on every one of you tonight. [Source]
Well, I recently discovered that the honey thing all started way back in 1998…these are his own words...
“There is visitation; there is commissioning that comes from heaven. I had one in 1998. …after being saved for four years when I had an encounter; it was a holy visitation. It came right out of heaven. … All of a sudden a rushing wind came into my apartment. I remember choking on the wind, and the wind went into my mouth down into my lungs and came out of my mouth. I couldn’t talk. The fear of God fell on me and I felt a presence like a concentrated cloud coming out from my kitchen. It was like an electric presence coming out of the kitchen, a cloud of glory or like a liquid honey cloud.” …I just fell right out of the chair onto the carpet and the cloud came over me, the presence, the glory of God, and it was like swimming in warm, liquid, honey. It was like oil. I could feel electricity vibrating from my head to my feet, from my feet to my head again and again. I was lying there basking in this liquid, honey, glory cloud…. I just thought, Wow! God is showing up in glory, liquid, honey clouds. ”
And that’s not all, he said there are rivers of it in heaven as well…
“I even saw rivers of oil, rivers of honey, and I saw bridges. (…)I saw a river flowing between its banks. It was like Psalm 23, green pastures, … as I looked I saw that it was a river of oil and honey.”
SOURCE: An Open Heaven- TB's Highway to Heaven
@ letusreason.org.

Ever since then, the liquid/glory/honey cloud thing seemed to stick. In fact, a book was even written about it called The Reality Of The Supernatural World:
Description: God wants to bring you into a heavenly experience with Him. He doesn’t want to wait until you get to heaven to show you His supernatural realm where you can: experience the throne room, see the sea of glass like crystal, receive visitations by angels, or get caught in the liquid-honey, glory cloud of His awesome presence.
Today, there are still various CD's (like this one that is "dripping with sticky honey from the rock"), and youtube videos and things on the internet where the liquid honey annointing is spoken of with awe, and said to be thick, heavy, sticky, dripping, etc. However, this sort of thing is not supported or mentioned in the Bible. There is lots of honey with milk, curds, flour and oil. There is wild honey, jars of honey, and locusts and honey. In Revelation 10 the little book in the angel's hand (scroll) tastes as sweet as honey. That's about as far as the honey thing goes.

But now - EUREKA! An amazing discovery has been made. Scientists have found a giant sticky dripping honey thing!
Giant Blob Found Deep Beneath Nevada
Hidden beneath the U.S. West's Great Basin, scientists have spied a giant blob of rocky material dripping like honey.
www.foxnews.com
If history indeed repeats itself, it may be only a matter of time before devoted fans {from happier times} get wind of this thing and head to the great basin to 'get some'.

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***Update:

NEWSFLASH!

Todd Bentley is Back
slaughteringthesheep.wordpress.com


...AND (thanks to Rick Joyner) he is selling the same stuff, like The Reality of the Supernatural World, that says... (http://www.freshfireusa.com/store)
"God...doesn’t want to wait until you get to heaven to show you His supernatural realm where you can: experience the throne room, see the sea of glass like crystal, receive visitations by angels, or get caught in the liquid-honey, glory cloud of His awesome presence."

More likely, Todd, not God, can't wait until you get caught in the liquid-honey, glory cloud scam!

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